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13.06.2025 04:32

Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
Still no good
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks